One of my friends strikes again. I love my friend a lot, even more when her direct translations gives me a good chuckle every now and then. This time though she...
They planted the lights.
Sowing circle
I work with an extremely brilliant and competent colleague. (He also happens to host this site.) Anyway, he wrote a fascinating article about 3D printing for an...
That’s the sound and audio booth…
So whilest in the middle of mapping out the floor plan of a music festival, I unleashed this statement made sense in my mind but not in speech. Sound & Audio ar...
Wall signs that read ‘Man Toilet’ and ‘Woman Toilet’
Dear Korean sign maker, While your signs have been made impeccably, and I almost let you get away with this one, I have decided to correct you as is my duty be...
Please ‘Q’ here.
Dear Kuala Lumpur International Airport 2, this is how you spell the word "Queue." I will grant them that they put it in quotation marks to cater for some non-n...
You’re the BRIAN child behind it yes.
That moment when you show one of your friends a project you are the Brain, not BRIAN, child of. #LOL...
‘Bring me to the gym.’
Some of my Asian friends say "bring me" so much that it started to sound normal. The correct way would be to say, 'take me to the gym.' It must be a direct tran...
Michael Jackson does not have a proper-ganda
Time for another joke chope, and yes this one I heard in my childhood yet again. It is a mix of Shona, my mother tongue from Zimbabwe, and English. The combinat...
…off the two I prefer the Batman one.
that moment when hit the send button on an email to Copy writer and realise it has a typo immediately. You almost wish there was a pull it back button right nex...
‘Alright Ladies and Genklemen…’
Throughout primary and high school, I used to take a lot of extra lesson over the school holidays. One of those holiday breaks, I got a Math teacher that tone m...
